Nickolai Petchokovich -- Every Dog Should Have a Boy Don't Be Offended, But, What Do Dogs Think About 'Doo-Doo'?
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I had the assignment of covering the 14th Annual (2008) Pet Walk sponsored by the Humane Society of Bay County this past Saturday (May 17).
I love dogs . . . always have.
Back in the 1970s, I had a Samoyed puppy, named Nickolai Petchokovich. We called him Nick, for short.
He was a great dog. Had him for two years. And then had to give him away because he got too big and just couldn't adjust to apartment living. I gave him up to a farm family with a couple of kids. Last I heard, he was herding chickens in Northern Colorado.
I only mention Nick, because I want you to know that I'm a "dog kinda guy."
For the past few years, something has been nagging at me.
Ever since the city Fathers decided that the doggie owners must pick up the "doggie-doo-doo", well, I've been thinking . . .
Ya see . . . back in the 70s, we didn't pick up "doo-doo." ( I wonder why!) (What do you think happened to all that dog "doo-doo" from the 1970s?
But I digress . . .
Back to the current day "doo-doo" question . . .
What do you think the dog is thinking . . . after he drops his "doo-doo" . . . and then looks back to see his Master/Mistress picking it up and putting it in something akin to a doggie-bag.
My wife says I'm making her nervous with these kind of questions.
What if the dog . . . (Now, follow me on this) thinks the Master/Mistress thinks so much of the dog, that the Master/Mistress picks up the "doo-doo" because the Master/Mistress thinks it's a "gift" from the dog.
Well, Donna . . . What do you think, I asked?
Silence . . .
Donna? Do you think that the dog wonders where it is in the house after they get home from their walk?
Silence . . .
Donna? What if I followed you around with a "doo-doo" bag? Glaring Silence . . .
C'mon little Momma . . . Work with me!
More Silence.
Donna . . . Where Ya Goin'?
Hey!
Are you ignoring me?
Donna?
Where ya goin'?
Donna?
Honey?
Hmmmmmm . . .
Perhaps it's time for re-assessment. Maybe a cat is a better idea.
One more thing . . . Do you think that the horse, Big Brown (The Kentucky and Preakness winner), will become the spokesperson for UPS?
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