Go to Game with a Tattooed Prostitute, Met at Yard Sale and Drink Beer
October 31, 2010
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
(Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy
By spending your stimulus check wisely:)
By spending your stimulus check wisely:)
If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .
If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .
If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala .
If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it in an offshore bank account.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
(These are the only American businesses
still operating in the U.S.)
still operating in the U.S.)
Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer.
No need to thank me, just glad I could be of help.
(Courtesy of John Johnson . . . ReMax Results REALTOR)
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Anonymous Says:
On October 31, 2010
at 11:35 PM
I think this article is supposed to be humorous, but it just comes across as ignorant and offensive. I understand that you aren't advocating prostitution and that you don't actually intend to only spend the money on your list of ways to keep the money in America. However, using terms like "Arabs" making statements that imply all vegetables come from Mexico is just plain ignorant.
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