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Fake Headline Reads - Randy Travis Headlines Hot Mess Tour

Proud to Present Country's Hot Mess Tour

August 12, 2012       Leave a Comment
By: Josh Sharrow

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Your Hot Mess Lineup!
Randy Travis, a true hit maker and a Country Music legend, is in trouble with the law AGAIN! Travis was recently arrested for DWI; buck naked in car crash, and threatened troopers. Poor Randy.

So the thought came to mind . . . Let's have a Hot Mess Country Tour. Mindy McCready can open, you remember her. Just to remind you, a few of McCready's "accomplishments" allegedly include: Drug Possession: Oxycontin (Vicodin), Driving While Intoxicated, Identity Theft, False Imprisonment, Suicide Attempt and more! She also had a few hit songs back in the day, but somehow they get lost among the list.

We need an emcee, who better to ask then Mr. Charlie Sheen! Charlie would bring years of experience of being a hot mess to the stage. Along with that experience comes pounds of Cocaine & maybe even some paid "assistants"!

With any successful concert, you need a cheerleader. A promoter someone who will spread the word! Lindsay Lohan will be just the person! She's sure to have a good time and has been known to rage on just a little too much!

This show is guaranteed to be a hit (No Chris Brown Jokes)! Make sure you sign up now to get your tickets. Concert location will be announced as soon as all of the above individuals are released from jail.

THIS JUST IN!! Chick-Fil-A just announced they would be interested in being the presenting sponsor of this years Hot Mess Country Tour!

Is that success I smell? Nope...Just Randy.

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Josh Sharrow

Sharrow is the Sales Manager, columnist, writer, coffee maker for O.J. Advertising and an on-air personality for 98 KCQ.

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