Say "NO" To Cheap-Ass Gas

December 17, 2014
By: O. J. Cunningham

They're not fooling me with their $2.40 per gallon gas prices. REALLY? $2.40 per gallon? REALLY?

I ain't falling for it. No Sireeeeee! My mom didn't raise no fool.

Think about it for just a minute . . .

Is this the same gas that we paid $3.84 per gallon for -- just 60 days ago?

I think NOT! How the hell could it be?

How could the same gas . . . the exact same gas . . . now, follow me on this . . . cost almost $1.50 per gallon cheaper in December than it did in October?

At the exact same gas station? . . . from the exact same pump?

You see what I'm saying? Of course, you do . . .

Right?

So don't be fooled.

Don't buy that cheap, low-grade stuff pretending to be the real gas that we need for our cars.

Do like I did . . .

I outsmarted Big Oil. And I'm damn proud of it.

I bought the premium grade and paid the same $3.80 for a gallon of gas that I paid two months ago.

One thing sure -- I'm not putting that cheap-ass gas in my truck.

I'm not falling for this new gas-game trickery. No $2.40 gallon of gas could possibly compare to that $3.80 liquid I bought in October.

I don't exactly know what these big oil companies are up to . . . but I'm buying what I know is the right stuff for my truck.

And you should too.

When I pay more, I know I'm getting a better product. And . . . I'm gonna keep buying the higher-priced grade of gas until they get the price of "regular" under control and back up where it belongs.

Don't be fooled . . . Pay MORE.

But . . . you didn't hear it from me . . .

(My Mom would be so proud)