Death? Always Get a Second Opinion

October 8, 2015
By: O. J. Cunningham

According to the MyBayCity Search Robot, I have written about "Death" in this column 21 times since 2002.

Most of them in the past 5 years. Probably something to do with the annual cycle of yearly birthdays.

Death and Taxes . . . The only guarantee.

Oddly, most death projections for a person of my age, weight, and lifestyle are somewhat closer in terms of days left to live.

One or two (insurance based) seem to think that I only have a couple of years left.

But I'm sticking with www.deathclock.com .... They're my "second opinion"

According to DeathClock.com, my last day on this earth will be Monday, September 18, 2023.

I'm good with that ... I always thought if I lived 80 years on this "ride", I'd certainly have gotten my money's worth.

You really should go to www.deathclock.com and make one for yourself.

THINGS I LEARNED WHILE LEARNING OTHER THINGS ....

There are 49 movies with "Death" in the title. (I thought there would be more.)

The Death Collector (1972)

Death and the Compass (1996)

Death of a Cyclist (1955)

Death of a Dynasty (2003)

Death at a Funeral (2007 and 2010)

Death in Gaza (2004)

Death Hunt (1981)

Death Line (1972)

Death Machine (1994)

Death and the Maiden (1995)

The Death of Mr. L'z'rescu (2006)

Death on the Nile (1978 and 2004 television movie)

Death Note (2006)

Death Note: The Last Name (2006)

Death of a President (2006)

Death Proof (2007)

Death Race (2008)

Death Race 2 (2011)

Death Race 2000 (1975)

Death Rides a Horse (1967)

Death of a Scoundrel (1956)

Death Sentence (2007)

Death Ship (1980)

Death to Smoochy (2002)

Death of a Soldier (1986)

Death to the Supermodels (2005)

Death Takes a Holiday (1934)

Death Trip (2014 & 2015)

Death Tunnel (2005)

Death in Venice (1971)

The Death Wheelers (1974)

Death Wish series:

Death Wish (1974)

Death Wish II (1982)

Death Wish III (1985)

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987)

Death Wish V: The Face of Death (1994)

Death, Deceit and Destiny Aboard the Orient Express (2000)

The Deathday Party (2014)

Deathlands: Homeward Bound (2003)

Deathrow (2000)

The Deaths of Ian Stone (2008)

Deathstalker (1984)

Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell (1988)

Deathtrap (1982)

Deathwatch (2002)

O.J. CUNNINGHAM'S PERSONAL DEATH CLOCK COUNTDOWN CALENDAR
When all else fails . . . I'm betting on this one.