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Are you really a Professional ? . . .
or do you just think you are?

November 24, 2003       Leave a Comment
By: O. J. Cunningham

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Subject: "Professional" quiz

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a " professional. " Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

Question One: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

Question Two: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the cauise and effect of your previous actions.

Question Three: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

Question Four: There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Discussion of Results: According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all four questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

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O. J. Cunningham

O. J. Cunningham is the Publisher of MyBayCity.com. Cunningham previously published Sports Page & Bay City Enterprise. He is the President/CEO of OJ Advertising, Inc.

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