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Blue Collar Comedy Tour - The Movie

Cable's Comedy Central Special Is Great Entertainment

December 15, 2003       Leave a Comment
By: O. J. Cunningham

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Comedian Jeff Foxworthy - Blue Collar Comedy Tour
The Gang - (L/R) Larry, Engvall, Foxworthy and White

I don't know if you've had a chance to see the Comedy Central special - The Blue Collar Comedy Tour on cable. But if you get the chance to see it or rent it -- DO IT!!

Without question, this is some of the funniest stand-up I've ever had the opportunity to see on prime time television.

The Blue Collar Comedy Tour is the number one comedy concert of the past two years. The Blue Collar Comedy Tour stars renownedcomedians Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy. It has packed theaters from Vancouver to Tampa and back again since January 2000, entertaining thousands of loyal supporters and creating legions of enthusiastic new fans at everystop.

I've been a Foxworthy (You Might Be A Redneck) and an Engvall (Here's Your Sign)fan for years. But for me, Ron White steals this show with some original and clever anecdotes.

My favorite Ron White line of the night: (To a policeman who had just pulled him over for drunk driving . . .) "I had the right to remain silent . . . But I did not have the ability . . ."

If you get a chance to see it on cable, pull up a chair. I have never seen a rental at Family Video. But when I do, it's mine.

While researching the Foxworthy, Engvall video, I came across this list of Redneck one-liners. I laughed. Hope you can too.

Here's the list . . .

You might just be a redneck if...

    1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table infront of her kids.

    3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

    5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."

    6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    7. Anyonein your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this."

    8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    10. Your junior prom had a daycare.

    11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."

    12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

    14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

    15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

    17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

    18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

    19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

    20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

    21. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side....

    22. If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart...

    23. If your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V...

    24. If you thought the Una-bomber was a wrestler...

    25. If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table...

    26. If you think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of the K-Mart.

    27. If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home...

    28. If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth of improvement...

    29. If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher

    30. If you've ever asked the preacher "How's it hanging?"

    31. If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty...

    32. If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph...

    33. If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is...

    34. If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate...

    35. If you've ever been too drunk to fish.

    36. If you don't understand why the first 35 are not funny

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O. J. Cunningham is the Publisher of Cunningham previously published Sports Page & Bay City Enterprise. He is the President/CEO of OJ Advertising, Inc.

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