Tiger Woods Is Good For Watching Golf on TV

I'm so glad Tiger's back and now we can talk about "golf" again

April 9, 2010
By: O. J. Cunningham

"Hey Donna," I called to my wife from the living room after turning on ESPN's coverage of the opening round of the 2010 Masters Golf Tournament from Augusta.

"What," she answered.

"Tiger Woods is wearing a new hat from a new sponsor," I chimed back.

"Really," she answered.

"Trojan condoms," I laughed.

"Hey Donna," I called out again. "It looks like each of the Tiger Woods mistresses is each going to be an honorary caddy for one hole each during the Masters tournament today."


"Really," she answered.

"They had to draw names to see which 18 get to caddy. I think there's 3 or 4 left over. They're going to use the left-overs for the U.S. Open."

"Hey Donna," I called out again a bit later.

"The censors are bleeping out the word "HOLE" anytime Tiger Woods is on camera."

"Really," she answered.

I love watching golf on TV.