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Should You Bury a Dead Goldfish?
September 7, 2010
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"My Goldfish Died."
Little Timmy was in the garden filling a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Timmy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor said, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it, Timmy?"
Timmy patted down the last heap of earth and replied, "That's because I couldn't get him out of your cat."
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annbyv Says:
On October 21, 2010
at 09:24 AM
I lost my gold necklace (it's inside my dog...or could be in a long lost pile I forgot to scoop into a jiffy bag.) One day someone will scan thier metal detector over Clearwater Beach and hear the sand beep irradically! Spooky will make another friend! :o) grhs
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