Every hour that passes, The Waffle House Franchise sells:
341 Strips of Bacon
238 Orders of Hashbrowns
145 Waffles
127 Cups of Coffee
96 Orders of Grits
110 Sausage Patties
341 Strips of Bacon?
Am I in heaven?
Is there a Waffle House in heaven?
In the amount of time I've spent thinking about a Waffle House, they have served 682 Strips of Bacon now. So basically they are saying that every 30 seconds, somewhere, a pigs life is ended by a Waffle House employee.
If that doesn't make you hungry, I don't know what will! But who doesn't love The Waffle House? Kid Rock loves it so much he's willing to throw down while inside one.
Something about a Waffle House Breakfast makes me feel cheap and dirty.
