Never . . . pick the middle urinal!

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Urinal Etiquette

November 27, 2011       7 Comments
By: Josh Sharrow

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Almost every guy in the world has used a urinal.

Surprisingly enough, not every guy knows proper urinal etiquette.

Let's just assume we're in a restroom with 3 urinals.

Let's pretend Bobby is using the middle urinal.

Never . . . I repeat myself . . . never use the middle urinal.

If you are the first guy into the restroom, using the middle urinal, leaves the next guy in line no choice, but to use a stall with a toilet.

Personally, I've waited for a few minutes, or washed my hands, because "Bobby" is using the middle urinal.

Proper urinal etiquette calls for "Bobby" to use Urinal #3.

The urinal all the way to the right provides a certain amount of security for the "average" male.

The right urinal applies to everyone, unless of course you have a lazy eye.

I'm not picking on you by any means, if your left eye is the lazy one, you should never pick the right urinal. It gives the middle urinal picker, the feeling your one eye is staring at him.

No one eyed jokes . . . this is a family publication.

Now, let's move to the scenario that Urinal 1 & 3 are being used.

The only urinal available is the middle one.

DON'T DO IT!!!

That would put you in a situation where you would have a guy (way to close) on each side of you. Remember . . . Don't pick the middle stall.

The correct procedure to follow in this situation, would be to make the intelligent choice, and use a stall.

If we all could just learn to practice proper urinal etiquette, this world would be a much more comfortable place to pee in . . . excuse that . . . it was supposed to say "be in."

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Anonymous Says:       On November 28, 2011 at 10:07 AM where in the world do you come up with this stuff, I'm officially offended!!! You MUST be less than "average"......perhaps you should use the lady's room next time.

sillykelly2000 Says:       On November 28, 2011 at 12:35 PM Now that made me laugh! I love the stuff you come up with:)

fedup says:       On November 28, 2011 at 02:14 PM Made you laugh Kelly? You're just a sick individual Josh, with a very off color sense of humor that less people than you realize actually care for. I hope you find some tasteful story to write, something where you discover ?Etiquette?

Anonymous Says:       On November 28, 2011 at 02:16 PM Gross

bigbawls says:       On November 28, 2011 at 09:30 PM where's the "dislike" button....this guy is affraid of revealing something....probably a very small secret

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Josh Sharrow
Sharrow is Co- Owner of Last Choice Country, GLB Media Group & Impact Sound Entertainment. You can reach him at (989) 892-8501 More from Josh Sharrow

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