www.mybaycity.com December 18, 2011
Columns Article 6572

Places I Have And Have Not Been

December 18, 2011
By: O. J. Cunningham


FOX SURROUNDED BY HOUNDS -- I have been in DeepDooDoo many times; the older I get the easier it is to get there.
 

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not! I have been in DeepDooDoo many times; the older I get the easier it is to get there.



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