Time For A Serious Column

February 5, 2012
By: Josh Sharrow

I've written about Urinals, All You Can Eat Buffets & even about me being a fatty.

It's time for a serious column, one about issues directly affecting the average person. I'm talking about an in depth column about something that TRULY MATTERS.

A column where I use true journalism to report the facts, and only the facts!

Stop putting lettuce on your Cheeseburgers!

I'll never understand why someone would take a perfectly fine cheeseburger and put lettuce on it. If I wanted a salad, I would've ordered a salad.

Please join me in the fight to ban people who put salads on Cheeseburgers!