Best Shark Joke Ever
May 4, 2012
By: O. J. Cunningham
Is it time for dinner?
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
"Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people bobbing in the water.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing," the father explained. And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody," the father said. And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the sh*@ inside!"
(Joke Courtesy of Pig Gig's Wendy Dore . . .)