Tom & Gisele's New House -- With Moat I Always Wanted a Moat . . Tom Brady's Got a Moat . . Screw You, Tom Brady
January 26, 2013
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Tom Brady sucks . . .
Bad enough that he's married to Gisele Bunch-of-Skin . . .
Bad enough that he's the best . . . er, one of the best, . . . er, one of the top 5 . . . er, top 10 (er, whatever) quarterbacks in the NFL . . .
Bad enough that he's probably one of the nicest super-stars in the NFL . . .
Bad enough, He makes a ga-zillion dollars . . .
All that, I've been able to "handle" and still remain a Tom Brady fan.
BUT NOW . . . He's Got A House With a Moat
WIKI DEFINITION - MOAT - A moat is a deep, broad ditch, either dry or filled with water, that surrounds a castle, other building or town, historically to provide it with a preliminary line of defense. In some places moats evolved into more extensive water defenses, including natural or artificial lakes, dams and sluices. In later periods the moat or water defenses may be largely ornamental.
MERRIAM WEBSTER DEFINITION - MOAT - (1) a deep and wide trench around the rampart of a fortified place (as a castle) that is usually filled with water (2) a channel resembling a moat (as about a sea mount or for confinement of animals in a zoo)
Screw you, Tom Brady . . . I've always wanted a Moat.
Now you've got a Moat . . . And now that I found out that you spent over $30 Million (land plus building construction) to get it . . . I know I'm never going to have my freaking Moat.
Screw you, Tom Brady.
I'm sorry . . . but . . . I really (always) wanted a Moat . . .
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John Says:
On January 27, 2013
at 08:54 PM
The single best piece you have ever written and I stopped reading after "Tom Brady sucks". Literary brilliance!
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dworks15 Says:
On January 28, 2013
at 11:19 PM
OJ...you can still do a moat up north...it would go lovely with a stealth deck!!!
I bet Tom Brady doesn't have that! |
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