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December 8, 2014
Columns Article 9544
All I Want For Christmas Is . . . Whaaaaaat?
December 8, 2014
By: O. J. Cunningham
YEAH ..... TOAST"
For Christmas this year . . .
I want a digital toaster . . . that makes perfect toast . . . controlled by an iPhone App . . .
The toaster will know:
where the toaster is geographically (allow gps to know your location) located on Google Earth
the relative humidity and temperature in the kitchen
the brand name and thickness of the bread to be used (I'll use the App)
the "best used by" date of the bread (I'll use the App)
the temperature of the bread inserted between the wires
the desired light/dark end-product requirement (I'll use the App)
Click Above to hear Heywood Banks sing "Yeah, Toast" . . .
Click Here For: Perfect Toast, Every Time . . . . . .
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