Paczki? Ponczki? Paunchkey? Punchkey?
Take a bite and enjoy.
Eat Your Paczki . . . Enjoy the Day
And don't use the "F" word
February 16, 2015
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By: O. J. Cunningham
Mardi Gras is French for "Fat Tuesday", reflecting the practice of the last night of eating richer, fatty foods before the ritual fasting of the Lenten season.
It's one of the few times in this 2015 "politically correct" world that the word "Fat" can be used so blatantly and so often.
In the 50s and 60s, Catholic kids were made - by their parents - to "give up" candy for Lent which begins the day after "Fat Tuesday. Lent runs from "Ash Wednesday" until Easter Sunday which is sometime in the far-distant future.
Now, we just eat all Paczki we can before Lent starts.
It's surprising that "politically correct" activists haven't mounted a campaign to block the usage of "Fat" from the expression "Fat Tuesday."
If you've thought of that too . . . Here's a list of words that can be substituted for "Fat."
THE LIST:
heavy
obese
corpulent
big
bulging
bulky
chunky
heavy
hefty
inflated
large
meaty
plump
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
butterball
distended
gross
husky
lard
rolypoly
solid
stout
swollen
beefy
brawny
burly
dumpy
elephantine
fleshy
gargantuan
heavyset
jellybelly
oversize
paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
porcine
portly
potbellied
pudgy
rotund
thickset
weighty
whalelike
Enjoy your (jelly donut) paczki . . . Easter is just over the horizon.
O. J. Cunningham
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O. J. Cunningham is the Publisher of MyBayCity.com. Cunningham previously published Sports Page & Bay City Enterprise. He is the President/CEO of OJ Advertising, Inc.
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