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Listen Carefully, Nurse . . .

September 16, 2012       Leave a Comment
By: MyBayCity Staff

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Listen Carefully.
 

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

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SELECT	*
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P3_GetBanner (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-Banner.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
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SELECT	*
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SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
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P3_GetBanner (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerWide.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT	*
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P3_ReadLog (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerWide.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
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P3_GetBanner (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerWide.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT	*
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P3_ReadLog (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerWide.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
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P3_LogThesePubs (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=6) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
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		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Freeland'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Freeland'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Gower'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Gower'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'MBC'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'MBC'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=15ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'MTCN'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'MTCN'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Pinconning'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Pinconning'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_PubCurrentLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox.cfm @ 15:15:21.021
SELECT *
	FROM P3_tLog
	WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
	  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'


Scope Variables

CGI Variables:
AUTH_PASSWORD=
AUTH_TYPE=
AUTH_USER=
CERT_COOKIE=
CERT_FLAGS=
CERT_ISSUER=
CERT_KEYSIZE=
CERT_SECRETKEYSIZE=
CERT_SERIALNUMBER=
CERT_SERVER_ISSUER=
CERT_SERVER_SUBJECT=
CERT_SUBJECT=
CF_TEMPLATE_PATH=D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\scripts\p3_v2\P3V3-0200.cfm
CONTENT_LENGTH=0
CONTENT_TYPE=
CONTEXT_PATH=
GATEWAY_INTERFACE=CGI/1.1
HTTPS=off
HTTPS_KEYSIZE=
HTTPS_SECRETKEYSIZE=
HTTPS_SERVER_ISSUER=
HTTPS_SERVER_SUBJECT=
HTTP_ACCEPT=text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,*/*;q=0.8
HTTP_ACCEPT_ENCODING=br,gzip
HTTP_ACCEPT_LANGUAGE=en-US,en;q=0.5
HTTP_CONNECTION=Keep-Alive
HTTP_COOKIE=
HTTP_HOST=www.mybaycity.com
HTTP_REFERER=
HTTP_URL=/scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-0200.cfm?P3_NewspaperID=1561&P3_ArticleID=7385
HTTP_USER_AGENT=CCBot/2.0 (https://commoncrawl.org/faq/)
LOCAL_ADDR=192.168.162.152
PATH_INFO=
PATH_TRANSLATED=D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\scripts\p3_v2\P3V3-0200.cfm
QUERY_STRING=P3_NewspaperID=1561&P3_ArticleID=7385
REMOTE_ADDR=35.172.217.174
REMOTE_HOST=35.172.217.174
REMOTE_USER=
REQUEST_METHOD=GET
SCRIPT_NAME=/scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-0200.cfm
SERVER_NAME=www.mybaycity.com
SERVER_PORT=80
SERVER_PORT_SECURE=0
SERVER_PROTOCOL=HTTP/1.1
SERVER_SOFTWARE=Microsoft-IIS/10.0
WEB_SERVER_API=
Cookie Variables:
CFID=9600841
CFTOKEN=8c497c0524e356fd-03C2716E-959A-2B8D-EB9142D596C59B92
Session Variables:
authortype=unknown
cfid=9600841
cftoken=8c497c0524e356fd-03C2716E-959A-2B8D-EB9142D596C59B92
login_role=x
login_status=firsttime
login_type=reader
login_userid=Default
loginid=Default
p3_priornewspaperdate=2012-11-18 00:00:00.0
p3_priornewspaperid=1560
p3v2_home=www.mybaycity.com
p3v2_privdiag=0
p3v2_publication=mbC
sessionid=P3V2SYS_9600841_8c497c0524e356fd-03C2716E-959A-2B8D-EB9142D596C59B92
urltoken=CFID=9600841&CFTOKEN=8c497c0524e356fd-03C2716E-959A-2B8D-EB9142D596C59B92
URL Parameters:
P3_ArticleID=7385
P3_NewspaperID=1561
Debug Rendering Time: 16 ms