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Columns Article 7557: 10-Nov-12

Where The Hell Is My Cell Phone?

By: Josh Sharrow

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ColdFusion Server Enterprise 2021,0,0,323925
Template /scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-0390.cfm
Time Stamp 19-Oct-21 01:38 PM
Locale English (US)
User Agent CCBot/2.0 (https://commoncrawl.org/faq/)
Remote IP 35.172.217.174
Host Name 35.172.217.174


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31 ms 31 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-LogBox2.cfm
31 ms 31 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-t010.cfm
16 ms 16 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-0200-Ad.cfm
16 ms 16 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm
15 ms 8 ms 2 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-Banner.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 2 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-BannerInit.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-BannerTop.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-BannerTopInit.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-Feedback-AList.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-GOAD.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-GoogleAnalytics.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 3 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-MBCcolor.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-MenuBox.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-SitePal.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-t900.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/Scripts/_Configuration.cfm
0 ms 0 ms 1 D:/Websites/bcra-mlscom/mybaycity.com/scripts/P3_V2/Application.cfm
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MBC_GetUser (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\scripts\p3_v2\Application.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * FROM 	authors
	WHERE	AuthorUsername	 = 'xxx-xxx'
P3_CurrentPaper (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-t010.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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	WHERE NewspaperID = '1561'
P3_PublicationDef (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-t010.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
	FROM P3_tPublications
	WHERE PUB_PublicationID = 'mbC'
P3_Get_SiteInfo (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-t010.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
	FROM Sites
	WHERE Name LIKE '%MyBayCity.com%'
P3_PriorPaper (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=15ms, Records=2) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-t010.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
	FROM Newspapers
	WHERE ActivatedDate IS NOT NULL
	AND NPR_PublicationID = 'mbC'
	ORDER BY NewspaperID DESC
P3q_CurrSubscriber (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-t010.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * from Subscribers
		WHERE subscriberid ='9191919'
P3_AvailableBanners (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerTopInit.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT	* FROM Banners
		WHERE ExpDate > '2021-10-19'
		  AND Banner_Type = 'W'
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P3_GetBanner (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerTop.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT	*
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P3_ReadLog (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerTop.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
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	  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'mbC'
	  and tLOG_Date			 = '2021-10-19'
P3_CategoryQuery (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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P3_CategoryQuery (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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P3_CategoryQuery (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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		WHERE CategoryID = '004'
P3_CategoryQuery (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=16ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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P3_CategoryQuery (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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P3_CategoryQuery (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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P3_CategoryQuery (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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		WHERE CategoryID = '017'
P3_CategoryQuery (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
		FROM Categories
		WHERE CategoryID = '019'
P3_CategoryQuery (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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		WHERE CategoryID = '039'
P3_CategoryQuery (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
		FROM Categories
		WHERE CategoryID = '074'
P3_CategoryQuery (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-CategoryBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
		FROM Categories
		WHERE CategoryID = '083'
P3_CurrentPaper (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-0390.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
	FROM Newspapers
	WHERE NewspaperID = '1561'
P3_Article (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-0390.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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	WHERE ArticleID = '7557'
P3_Author (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-0390.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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P3_Category (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-0390.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
	FROM categories
	WHERE CategoryID = '7'
P3_FeedbackList (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-Feedback-AList.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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P3_AvailableBanners (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerInit.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT	*
		FROM Banners
		WHERE ExpDate > '2021-10-19'	
		  AND Banner_Type != 'W'
		
		ORDER BY StartDate
P3_GetBanner (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-Banner.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT	*
		FROM Banners
		WHERE BannerUserName = 'xxx'
P3_ReadLog (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-Banner.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
	WHERE tLOG_RecordType	 = 'A'
	  and tLOG_ItemID 		 = ''
	  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'mbC'
	  and tLOG_Date			 = '2021-10-19'
P3_AvailableBanners (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerInit.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT	*
		FROM Banners
		WHERE ExpDate > '2021-10-19'	
		  AND Banner_Type != 'W'
		
		ORDER BY StartDate
P3_GetBanner (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-Banner.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT	*
		FROM Banners
		WHERE BannerUserName = 'xxx'
P3_ReadLog (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-Banner.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
	WHERE tLOG_RecordType	 = 'A'
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	  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'mbC'
	  and tLOG_Date			 = '2021-10-19'
P3_LogThesePubs (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=6) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
	FROM P3_tPublications
	ORDER BY PUB_PublicationID
P3_LogThesePubs (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=6) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT *
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	ORDER BY PUB_PublicationID
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Frankenmuth'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=16ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Frankenmuth'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Freeland'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
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			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Gower'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
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P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
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P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=15ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
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P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
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SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
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P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 13:38:24.024
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SELECT *
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