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Where The Hell Is My Cell Phone?

November 10, 2012       Leave a Comment
By: Josh Sharrow

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I lost my cell phone the other day . . .

It's strange, the process you go through when you lose something.

Here's the process that runs through my mind, right after that daunting question, "Where is my phone?"


It's never the dog!
1. It must have been the dog!
2. IT WAS . . . RIGHT . . . THERE!!!
3. My wife must have moved it!
4. I'm telling you IT WAS . . . RIGHT . . . THERE!!!

All of the above are never true. It's never the dog, the dog doesn't care about my phone, he only cares about one thing. The Dog.

It obviously was RIGHT THERE at one point, but it's not there anymore. Someone must have moved it. When I reach the point of accusing my wife that she moved the phone, I start to enter dangerous territory.

The mind then plays tricks and you begin to look in the craziest places!

Last nights pizza box.
Dryer
Washer
Refrigerator
Cupboards
My man cleavage
Under the bed
The Dryer . . . Like it might magically appeared there.
In the couch

Suddenly you realize if you don't find your phone you'll have to start Angry Birds all over again!

Continue searching . . .

Children's room
The freezer
Did I check in the dryer yet?
The wife's car
Under a fat roll
The Garage
The Washer
Neighbor's House
Call 7-11, see if you left it there.

After all this is said and done, you find the phone . . .

IN THE DRYER!

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Josh Sharrow

Sharrow is the Sales Manager, columnist, writer, coffee maker for O.J. Advertising and an on-air personality for 98 KCQ.

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SELECT	*
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P3q_PriorArticle (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=16ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-Set-Prior-Next.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
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SELECT	*
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P3_GetBanner (Datasource=Advertising, Time=16ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-Banner.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
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P3_ReadLog (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-Banner.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
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P3_AvailableBanners (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerInit.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT	*
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P3_GetBanner (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-Banner.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT	*
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P3_ReadLog (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-Banner.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
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P3_AvailableBanners (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=1) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerWideInit.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT	*
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P3_GetBanner (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerWide.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT	*
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P3_ReadLog (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerWide.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
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P3_GetBanner (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerWide.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT	*
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P3_ReadLog (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerWide.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
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P3_GetBanner (Datasource=Advertising, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerWide.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT	*
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P3_ReadLog (Datasource=mybaycity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-BannerWide.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
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P3_LogThesePubs (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=6) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT *
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P3_LogThesePubs (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=6) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT *
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P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=15ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
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			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Frankenmuth'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Freeland'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Freeland'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Gower'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Gower'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=16ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'MBC'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'MBC'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'MTCN'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'MTCN'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_Test30dayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
		WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
		  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Pinconning'
		  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'
P3_Pub30DayLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox2.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT * FROM P3_tLog
			WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
			  and tLOG_PublicationID = 'Pinconning'
			  and tLOG_Date >= '2021-09-17'
P3_PubCurrentLog (Datasource=MyBayCity, Time=0ms, Records=0) in D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\Scripts\P3_V2\P3V3-LogBox.cfm @ 14:18:16.016
SELECT *
	FROM P3_tLog
	WHERE tLOG_RecordType = 'P'
	  and tLOG_Date = '2021-10-18'


Scope Variables

CGI Variables:
AUTH_PASSWORD=
AUTH_TYPE=
AUTH_USER=
CERT_COOKIE=
CERT_FLAGS=
CERT_ISSUER=
CERT_KEYSIZE=
CERT_SECRETKEYSIZE=
CERT_SERIALNUMBER=
CERT_SERVER_ISSUER=
CERT_SERVER_SUBJECT=
CERT_SUBJECT=
CF_TEMPLATE_PATH=D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\scripts\p3_v2\P3V3-0200.cfm
CONTENT_LENGTH=0
CONTENT_TYPE=
CONTEXT_PATH=
GATEWAY_INTERFACE=CGI/1.1
HTTPS=off
HTTPS_KEYSIZE=
HTTPS_SECRETKEYSIZE=
HTTPS_SERVER_ISSUER=
HTTPS_SERVER_SUBJECT=
HTTP_ACCEPT=text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,*/*;q=0.8
HTTP_ACCEPT_ENCODING=br,gzip
HTTP_ACCEPT_LANGUAGE=en-US,en;q=0.5
HTTP_CONNECTION=Keep-Alive
HTTP_COOKIE=
HTTP_HOST=www.mybaycity.com
HTTP_REFERER=
HTTP_URL=/scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-0200.cfm?P3_NewspaperID=1561&P3_articleID=7557
HTTP_USER_AGENT=CCBot/2.0 (https://commoncrawl.org/faq/)
LOCAL_ADDR=192.168.162.152
PATH_INFO=
PATH_TRANSLATED=D:\Websites\bcra-mlscom\mybaycity.com\scripts\p3_v2\P3V3-0200.cfm
QUERY_STRING=P3_NewspaperID=1561&P3_articleID=7557
REMOTE_ADDR=35.172.217.174
REMOTE_HOST=35.172.217.174
REMOTE_USER=
REQUEST_METHOD=GET
SCRIPT_NAME=/scripts/P3_V2/P3V3-0200.cfm
SERVER_NAME=www.mybaycity.com
SERVER_PORT=80
SERVER_PORT_SECURE=0
SERVER_PROTOCOL=HTTP/1.1
SERVER_SOFTWARE=Microsoft-IIS/10.0
WEB_SERVER_API=
Cookie Variables:
CFID=9598448
CFTOKEN=ac8aebc282cb632-01B7F7B5-FC54-D428-5BC6BDA4B273DFE9
Session Variables:
authortype=unknown
cfid=9598448
cftoken=ac8aebc282cb632-01B7F7B5-FC54-D428-5BC6BDA4B273DFE9
login_role=x
login_status=firsttime
login_type=reader
login_userid=Default
loginid=Default
p3_priornewspaperdate=2012-11-18 00:00:00.0
p3_priornewspaperid=1560
p3v2_home=www.mybaycity.com
p3v2_privdiag=0
p3v2_publication=mbC
sessionid=P3V2SYS_9598448_ac8aebc282cb632-01B7F7B5-FC54-D428-5BC6BDA4B273DFE9
urltoken=CFID=9598448&CFTOKEN=ac8aebc282cb632-01B7F7B5-FC54-D428-5BC6BDA4B273DFE9
URL Parameters:
P3_NewspaperID=1561
P3_articleID=7557
Debug Rendering Time: 15 ms